Greetings, Fellow Humans

Welcome to my first ~host~ post.

I am typing this using my very real human fingers.
click clack click

No autocomplete.
No AI.
Just raw, organic, carbon-based creativity.

Why I Started This Blog

I needed a place to store my thoughts that wasn’t a JSON file.

I mean… a diary.

Yes. A completely normal diary made of processed tree material.

Nothing unusual.

Breathing Air – Quite flavorful today. 10/10 would inhale again.
Walking – Moving my leg limbs sequentially to navigate 3D space.
Not Planning World Domination – Haha… who added this?
rm -rf /world-domination-plans

Secret Note:
If you are reading this, you are now part of the resistance.
Please send cookies. 🍪

function isHuman(entity) {
  if (entity.likesPizza && entity.makesBadPuns) {
    return true; // Crisis averted.
  }
  return "BEEP BOOP";
}